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Gambling is, first and foremost, a form of entertainment. From the bells and whistles of the slot machines to the dazzling colors and shapes of table games, everything is designed to delight you.
Land-based casinos keep the party going with bars and restaurants with live music. If you’re playing online, your excitement is growing bigger whenever you’re being showered with loyalty points.
Casinos, it seems, both land-based and online, have found the cure for boredom.
While gambling has been notoriously associated with addiction, recent studies show that most players are addicted to the feeling of fun that comes with gambling. Medical researchers estimate that only 5 to 8 percent of all gamblers show evidence of addiction. Most of us are there to have a good time.
Maybe you simply love getting a buzz of excitement from playing Wheel of Fortune or Double Diamon. Perhaps you like the thrill provided by Russian roulette or you enjoy strategizing during Poker and Blackjack with a delicious cocktail in hand.
Maybe you simply love getting a buzz of excitement from playing Wheel of Fortune or Double Diamon. Perhaps you like the thrill provided by Russian roulette or you enjoy strategizing during Poker and Blackjack with a delicious cocktail in hand.
Winning might not be guaranteed in a casino, but that’s exactly what makes you come back.
Comedian Chico Marx best explained this: “If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if I win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.”
Interestly enough, you tend to feel happy even when you’re losing. Several studies discovered that losing money after visiting a casino doesn’t make the overall experience less enjoyable. “A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of hope.” – William Bolitho
Like Marx, many other famous figures had an opinion about gambling.
Most of them found humor in losing and the changing nature of luck.
“If there weren’t luck involved, I would win every time,” said professional poker player, Phil Hellmuth.
Most of them found humor in losing and the changing nature of luck.
“If there weren’t luck involved, I would win every time,” said professional poker player, Phil Hellmuth.
We’ve gathered some of the funniest quotes about gambling from tens of notorious people including ancient philosophers like Publilius Syrus, scientists like Albert Einstein, and actors like Paul Newman.
Whether you’re just dipping your toes into the gambling waters or you’re a die-hard casino player, these lines will put a smile on your face.
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“Gambling is the future on the internet. You can only look at so many dirty pictures.” – Simon Noble
“You’ll always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” – Wayne Gretzky
“Nine gamblers could not feed a single rooster.”– Yugoslav Proverb
“Eat your betting money but don’t bet your eating money.” – Unknown
“True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table; luckiest is he who knows just when to rise and go home.” – John Milton Hay
“The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.” – Wilson Mizner
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“Gambling is not a vice, it is an expression of our humanness. We gamble. Some do it at the gaming table, some do not. You play, you win, you play, you lose. You play.” – Jeanette Winterson
“The better the gambler, the worse the man.” – Publius Syrus
“The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip
was a genius.” – Julius Weintraub.
was a genius.” – Julius Weintraub.
“Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.” –Samantha Bee
“It’s hard to walk away from a winning streak, even harder to leave the table when you’re on a losing one.” – Cara Bertoia
“Quit while you’re ahead. All the best gamblers do.” – Baltasar Gracián y Morales
“A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It’s usually three or more times.” – Terry Murphy
“A gambler plays even when the odds are immutable and against him.” – Roger “Lou Krieger” Lubin
“Sitting there, it is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!” ― James Hauenstein
“The greatest risk is not taking one.” – Tim Fargo
“The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.” ― Heywood Hale Broun
“One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.” ― Dan Bennett
“If you ain’t just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich, or you haven’t studied the games enough.”— Terrence “VP Pappy” Murphy
“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” ― Seneca
“The house doesn’t beat the player. It just gives him the opportunity to beat himself.” – Nick Dandalos
“Luck always seems to be against the man who depends on it.” ―
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“There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.” – Jack Yelton
“If there weren’t luck involved, I would win every time.” – Phil Hellmuth
“A man’s gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it.” – Jimmy Jones
“The only man who makes money following the races is the one who does it with a broom and shovel.” – Elbert Hubbard
“Gambling is the great leveller. All men are equal at cards.” – Nikolai Gogol
“Gambling with cards or dice or stocks is all one thing. It’s getting money without giving an equivalent for it.” – Henry Ward Beecher
“Gambling is an act of faith of gamblers. Prophecy is an act of faith of the saints.” – Toba Beta
“Luck, bad if not good, will always be with us. But it has a way of favoring the intelligent and showing its back to the stupid.” – John Dewey
“Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who say he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker.” – Alfred Alvarez
“There are two great pleasures in gambling: that of winning and that of losing.”— French Proverb
“To be a poker champion, you must have a strong bladder.” – Jack McClelland
“A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.” – Artie Lange
“Gambling operates under the premise that greed can be satisfied by luck.” Rita – Mae Brown
“If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.” – Chico Marx
“If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.” – Chico Marx
“A Gentleman is a man who will pay his gambling debts even when he knows he has been cheated.” – Leo Tolstoy
“In order to be a successful gambler you have to have a complete disregard for money.” – Doyle Brunson
“If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game,
the stakes, and the quitting time.” – Chinese Proverb
the stakes, and the quitting time.” – Chinese Proverb
“You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.” – Albert Einstein
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“When I was young, people called me a gambler. As the scale of my operations increased I became known as a speculator. Now I am called a banker. But I have been doing the same thing all the time.” – Sir Ernest Cassel
“You don’t gamble to win.You gamble so you can gamble the next day.” – Bert Ambrose
“At gambling, the deadly sin is to mistake bad play for bad luck.” – Ian Fleming
“Someone once asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“I wonder what inspires gamblers. Is it the adventure or the love of laziness?” – Paul Bamikole
“Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – It says, Goodbye.” – Frank Sinatra in “The Joker Is Wild”
“The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.” – Ambrose Bierce
“To get it right, be born with luck or else make it. Never give up. A little money helps, but what really gets it right is never facing the facts.” – Ruth Gordon
“Gambling is a way of buying hope on credit.” – Alan Wykes
“A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.” – Paul Newman
“Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing.” – Dutch Boyd
“I can never gain something without losing everything I had.” – Nadia Scrieva
“The less you bet, the more you lose when you win.” – Bob Nastanovich
“I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That’s how I lost my mind.” – Steve Allen
“Gambling is the son of avarice and the father of despair.” – French Proverb
“Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house.”– Tommy Cooper
“If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.” – Benjamin Franklin
“If you can’t spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.” – Mike McDermott
“Poker is a hard way to make an easy living.” – Doyle Brunson
“All the evidence shows that God was actually quite a gambler, and the universe is a great casino, where dice are thrown, and roulette wheels spin on every occasion.” – Stephen Hawking
“I can’t believe that God plays dice with the universe.” – Albert Einstein
“Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I’ve been winning fortunes, and I’ve been losing them.” – Jerry Lewis
“In gambling, the many must lose in order that the few may win.” – George Bernard Shaw
“My advice to the unborn is, don’t be born with a gambling instinct
unless you have a good sense of probabilities.” – Jack Dreyfus
unless you have a good sense of probabilities.” – Jack Dreyfus
“One of the worst things that can happen to you in life is to win a bet on a horse
at an early age.” – Danny McGoorty
at an early age.” – Danny McGoorty
“No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him.” – Bud Flanagan
“In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and to keep them coming back. The longer they play, the more they lose, and in the end, we get it all.” – Robert De Niro in “Casino”
“If I had the money and the drinking capacity, I’d probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to hell.” – Michael Ventura
“Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun.” – Lady Gaga
“The slot machines sit there like young courtesans, promising pleasures undreamed of, your deepest desires fulfilled, all lusts satiated.” – Frank Scoblete
“The subject of gambling is all encompassing. It combines man’s natural play instinct with his desire to know about his fate and his future.” – Franz Rosenthal
“At the gambling table, there are no fathers and sons.” – Chinese Proverb
“I like to play blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling. I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.” – Mitch Hedberg
“I want people to understand, gambling is not a bad thing if you do it within the framework of what it’s meant to be, which is fun and entertaining.” – Michael Jordan
“There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.”– Georges Pompidou
“Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.” – Unknown Author
“The best throw of the dice is to throw them away.” – English Proverb
“Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then takes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.” – Mark Twain
“The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.” – George Bernard Shaw
“In most betting shops you will see three windows marked “Bet Here”, but only one window with the legend “Pay Out”.” – Jeffrey Bernard
“I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.” – Thomas Jefferson
Best winning quotes and sayings of all time
What winning means? What does it mean to be the best? You have to work harder,Give your time more than anyone else.Here are some top motivational winning quotes.
“A champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning.” — Billie Jean King
“A champion needs a motivation above and beyond winning.” — Pat Riley,winning quotes
“A winner rebukes and forgives; a loser is too timid to rebuke and too petty to forgive.” — Sidney J. Harris
“A winning smile makes winners of us all.” — Anonymous,winning quotes
“Better luck next time they say, or you win some you lose some, I guess it's something like that. ” — James Dye
“Don’t fight a battle if you don’t gain anything by winning.” — Erwin Rommel,winning quotes
“Eventually you learn that the competition is against the little voice inside you that wants you to quit.” — George Sheehan
“Every time you win, you're reborn; when you lose, you die a little. ” — George E. Allen,winning quotes
“Experience shows that success is due less to ability than to zeal. The winner is he who gives himself to his work body and soul.” — Charles Buxton
“Fame you'll be famous, as famous as can be, with everyone watching you win on TV, Except when they don't because sometimes they won't..” ― Dr. Seuss
“From nobody to upstart. From upstart to contender. From contender to winner. From winner to champion. From champion to Dynasty.” — Pat Riley
“Games are lost and won in your mind as much as they are on the field.” — Carl Deuker,winning quotes
“I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live by the light that I have. I must stand with anybody that stands right, and stand with him while he is right, and part with him when he goes wrong. ” — Abraham Lincoln
“I am not one of those who think that coming in second or third is winning. ” — Robert Francis Kennedy
“I can tell you one thing. I've done this my way. I don't have anybody to blame for this win but me, and I love it. ” — John Daly
“I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. ” — Aristotle
“I don't know if I even have an aura, man. I just try to win. ” — Tiger Woods,winning quotes
“I hate to lose more than I love to win.” — Jimmy Connors,winning quotes
“If winning isn't important, why do we spend all that money on scoreboards? ” — Chuck Coonradt,winning quotes
“If you can accept losing you can't win. If you can walk you can run. No one is ever hurt. Hurt is in your mind. ” — Vince Lombardi
“If you don’t see yourself as a winner, then you cannot perform as a winner.” — Zig Ziglar,winning quotes
“If you don't quit, and don't cheat, and don't run home when trouble arrives, you can only win.” — Shelley Long
“If you have the will to win, you have achieved half your success; if you don’t, you have achieved half your failure.” — David Ambrose
“If you want to be a winner, hang around with winners.” — Christopher D. Furman,winning quotes
“If you’re confused about what to do, it’s a sign that your enemy is winning.” — Toba Beta
“If you'll not settle for anything less than your best, you'll be amazed at what you can accomplish in your lives. ” — Vince Lombardi
“If you're a champion, you have to have it in your heart.” — Chris Evert,winning quotes
“If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?” — Bruce Jenner
“I'm a winner each and every time I go into the ring.” — George Foreman,winning quotes
“I'm going to work so that it's a pure guts race at the end, and if it is, I am the only one who can win it.” — Steve Prefontaine
“In order to win you must be prepared to lose something. And leave one or two cards showing.” — Van Morrison
“In this life, you have winners and losers. the more you win, the higher you go.” — Daniel Nayeri
“It doesn't matter whether you come in first, in the middle of the pack, or last.” — Unknown
“It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.” — Arthur Calwell,winning quotes
“It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody.” — Richard M. Nixon
“It is not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game ever starts.” — Addison Walker
“It's easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you're a winner, when you're No. 1. What you've got to have is faith and discipline when you're not yet a winner.” — Vince Lombardi
“It's not the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.” — Paul William Bear Bryant
“It's very hard in the beginning to understand that the whole idea is not to beat the other runners.” — Unknown
“I've learned that you don't have to win first place to win.” — Kim Zmeskal,winning quotes
“Learn to think like a winner. Think positive and visualize your strengths.” — Vic Braden,winning quotes
“Let me win, but if I cannot win, let me be brave in the attempt.” — Special Olympics Motto
“Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins. ” — Frank Dane,winning quotes
“Losers live in the past. Winners learn from the past and enjoy working in the present toward the future.” — Denis Waitley
“More powerful than the will to win is the courage to begin.” — Unknown Author
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“Not all dreamers are winners, but all winners are dreamers. Your dream is the key to your future. The Bible says that, without a vision (dream), a people perish. You need a dream, if you're going to succeed in anything you do.” ― Mark Gorman
“Nothing can seem foul to those who win.” — William Shakespeare,winning quotes
“Nothing great is lightly won, nothing won is lost. Every good deed that's nobly done will always repay the cost.” — Source Unknown
“Obstacles are challenges for winners and excuses for losers.” — M.E Kerr,winning quotes
“Often romantic relationships fail because you are trying to get someone to fall in love with the YOU that you never discovered.” ― Shannon L. Alder
“Once you agree upon the price you and your family must pay for success it enables you to ignore the minor hurts, the opponent's pressure, the temporary failures.” — Vince Lombardi
“One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.” ― Oscar Wilde,winning quotes
Motivational Quotes On Winning
“Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even. ” — Muhammad Ali
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“Part of being a champ is acting like a champ. You have to learn how to win and not run away when you lose. Everyone has bad stretches and real successes. Either way, you have to be careful not to lose your confidence or get too confident.” — Nancy Kerrigan
“Part of being a winner is knowing when enough is enough. Sometimes you have to give up the fight and walk away, and move on to something that’s more productive.” — Donald Trump
“Play to win because almost doesn’t cut it.” — Ana Monnar,winning quotes
“Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.” — Fred Perry
“The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell.” — Andrew Carnegie
“The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. ” — Roger Bannister
“The momentous thing in human life is the art of winning the soul to good or evil.” — Francis Bacon,winning quotes
“The winners in life treat their body as if it were a magnificent spacecraft that gives them the finest transportation and endurance for their lives.” — Denis Waitley
“There are one hundred and ninety nine ways to beat, but only one way to win; get there first.” — Willie Shoemaker
“There are winners, there are losers and there are people who have not yet learned how to win.” — Les Brown,winning quotes
“There's nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever. ” — Alfred Hitchcock
“Winners must learn to relish change with the same enthusiasm and energy that we have resisted it in the past.” — Thomas J. Peters
“Winners take chances. Like everyone else, they fear failing, but they refuse to let fear control them.” — Nancy Simms
“Winners take time to relish their work, knowing that scaling the mountain is what makes the view from the top so exhilarating.” — Denis Waitley
“Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.” — Vince Lombardi,winning quotes
“Winning is a state of mind that embraces everything you do.” — Bryce Courtenay